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Did you know that 1 out 4 people find their way to the Contact Us page after reading something they deem offensive on this website? If you are that ‘1 out of 4’ person, may we suggest you just close this webpage and pretend this whole thing never happened? Because if you find your way to the comment section next, and send us a scathing message about how offensive you find our website, odds are we will be posting your comment and making fun of you for it. We’ll also probably label you a ‘Jobless Johnny’ and we might even make fun of your mother. And above all else, WE ARE NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE FOR IT!

For everyone else simply seeking silly, misguided job advice, or that have serious website questions, we look forward to hearing from you!